"Well, let me see what is on that tape," he said
"I'm sorry again officer but I am unable to do that," I stated.
"Well then," he said. "I'm going to have to arrest you," he told me.
"Look officer," I sighed. "You are going to have to do whatever you feel you have to do but before you get too excited, will you please call this person."
I handed him the business card of the agent who I was working with and he retuned to his car with it. A couple of minutes later he returned, shaking his head.
"OK," he said, "You are free to go."
The very next day, I was a little late driving to my daughter's school to pick her up and was going too fast in a 20 mph zone. I heard a police siren and pulled over. It was the same two cops. They looked at me aghast.
"Oh no," said one of them. "Not you again. What name are you using today? It's a waste of time giving you a ticket. You'll probably just call someone and get it cancelled."
With that they got back into their patrol car and drove off. It was quite funny.
I was a pilot for many years. In my early flying years in the 60s I was living in Montreal, Canada. One day I decided to visit the US so took off from Dorval airport heading for Plattsburgh. I was flying a little wooden airplane called a Culver V which was made around 1942. The radio was very old and had only about six different frequencies. After I crossed the border, I called air traffic control and told them I was heading for Plattsburgh.
"Which airport are you heading to?" he enquired. "The municipal airport or the military base?"
I thought that he was giving me an alternative so asked him which one was nearest to the town.
"That's the military base," he informed me. I looked on the map and headed that way. Approaching the airport I was impressed by the huge size. I tried all the various frequencies that were in the radio but could get no response. I was getting close now so decided just to land, rocking the aircraft wings to indicate that I had no communication with them. As soon as I landed, a couple of jeeps came screaming over and I was surrounded by armed soldiers. An officer strode over to me and demanded my identification. I handed him my British passport. He sighed and shook his head, handing back the document to me.